Person: Do we need a map?
Me: I am the map.
let’s start 2014 by instead of calling ourselves trash and hating ourselves, calling ourselves titles of royalty and sweet things like soft little precious fawn child and loving ourselves
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
Having a patootyproblem?
this appears to be an asstastrophe
every west coaster arrives late to 2014 with starbucks
girls with eyes :)
girls with no eyes )
girls with one eye .)
did you guys know that I have an ask box
And did you know that I get very happy when you guys ask me stuff or even a little chat, it makes me day/night