Stinkbrain Ralph
Going to Disneyland with normal people

doomsdaydisney:

Person: Do we need a map?

Me: I am the map.

mspoffin:

let’s start 2014 by instead of calling ourselves trash and hating ourselves, calling ourselves titles of royalty and sweet things like soft little precious fawn child and loving ourselves

(Source: 4sy)

How I roleplay:

godismycover:

image

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

can-not-think-in-public:

hellabloggin:

merrycanary:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

Having a patootyproblem?

this appears to be an asstastrophe

Butts

maisiewilliams:

every west coaster arrives late to 2014 with starbucks

ohmylaheys:

ceruleanlunacy:

kristophen:

girls with eyes :)

girls with no eyes )

girls with one eye .)

(Source: scootlivesscootdies)

ratchet-jean:

pinch-of-perfecti0n:

did you guys know that I have an ask box

And did you know that I get very happy when you guys ask me stuff or even a little chat, it makes me day/night